Curriculum vi-tae fuck

I have spent the past four trying to figure out how to get my CV in a good enough shape to send of to potential employers. A professional business CV looks very different to a normal part-time CV. I started with my resumé objective (after thinking "wtf is a resumé objective?!") and spent about a half hour writing and re-writing the three sentences it consists of, until finally, I gave up and decided that the version I had was as good as it was going to get. First I need to sort out my actual resumé, which is completely out of whack according to professional business standards. Turns out I will need to re-write the whole thing... sigh. No wonder I put it off for so long (not that long). But I need to get it sorted! And I will! I hope...

No, I will!!

So *curriculum vi-tae fuck!

*For you non-Scottish people (and others who may not get it), "get tae fuck" means "fuck off", so "curriculum vi-tae fuck" is a play on those words.